That explains it. For your information, it was the other way around D:
A combination of Vodka and Bongwater.
What?! Me?! What were you drinking that night?!
But you're the one who got me pregnant!
No!! IT WAS YOUR IDEA ANYWAY!!
I INSIST
God, no. Keep it. Keep it happily and have a beautiful life with it.
We could have joint custody of it!
Yeah you sure you still want it?
Don't tell me that's it.