He's more like the Cloverfield monster.
DUN DUN DUN. What if it was a talking dog named Pontus?
The plot twist is... I hate animals and would never have a dog in the first place. Commence shock.
You are a horrible human being who kills for money. Or so they say.
That's cute. If I were walking you down the city street and you took a , I'd clean up after you. For a real dog... Eh, I'd break the law and leave it.
Robots poop too! That's how batteries are made.
At least now I know you're human.
Hahah I laughed so hard I pooped.
Maybe you are the celebrity of this place?!
It's especially weird because I just had the same convo with Imperfectionist. Maybe Pant Leg takes his inspiration from me?