Oh yeah? Well your crap is just memory!
Your memory is just crap
That was hardly "just". It was bloody ages ago. Had you replied quicker, I may still be willing.
You just asked me to help you learn!
What if I wish to remain oblivious forever?
Tapes of...things you want to learn.
Tapes? Tapes of what? I've forgotten what's going on here!
Order some tapes or something, I'm not a qualified teacher!
Help me learn! Help me learn!
If you can't figure it out, I simply shan't tell you
