That's All-State, Stan.
Nothin' on State Farm, yo. That guy has the most punchworthy face I've ever seen.
Welcome to Progressive. We have annoying commercials.
Are you making fun of my finger or lack thereof?
Five card, stub. xD Meant to type stud but I guess that works just as well.
Good thing we weren't playing poker, eh?
Rubbish@icallyourbluff.com.
Oh it happened, and your name isn't actually Jeff. It's Mrs. Haberdasher.
You'll have to tell me if that happened or not. Obviously, I don't remember. What else haven't you told me?
What if you're on cruise control and you fall asleep and go into a ditch and get amnesia?
