I think it is too late now! Now you will never have a girl in your life ever!
Oh? I had no idea.
You should volunteer to be Sauron. All girls have a thing for big fiery eyeball.
Because I was easily corrupted. Hobbits are my one weakness.
Why is it that you are one of the first to die among the fellowship?
It's Guardian XIII. We're having an identity crisis in the Staff. D:
OMG, I DUN EVEN KNOW WHO THE HELL YA ARE!
Certainly not I.
Dark Anus beats Bright Anus anyday! I mean, who wants an anus that emit light all day long!?
It makes me laugh because if you break it down it's Dark Anus.
