The wallpaper? Gasp! WE MUST SAVE THE WALLPAPER!!!!
Hello? Is this thing on? Come in Dr.Acula! There's a disturbance in the force and it's not doing much for the wallpaper!!!
*gasp* Gravity exists? NO WAI! I just thought it was something made up to scare little kids, like the boogey-man or Michael Jackson.
There's also such a thing as gravity. Can you believe it? I sure can't. I always thought it was either a rumor spread by the GF critics or a scheme by Lord Voldemort.
Well, canola oil is often effective.
Deep fried in motor oil (SPOILER)Not really. I'm too much of a nice guy. How bout vegetable oil?
