You mean you don't want to read a 5-page speech by Richard about how he understands the "jargon of emblems" (and by "jargon of emblems" he means he has the UNHEARD OF ability to look at symbols and tell what they mean)? And I'm sure by now you love the endless descriptions of the horrible conditions of the Order camp, which is good because that's like 1/4 of Phantom right there.
Damn.
It's not nearly as badly written as NE (which isn't saying anything at all). But it is very slow. Don't worry, though. Phantom and Confessor are terrible.
Chainfire isn't awful so far.
It's pretty much literally the only joke I remember. Excluding the Beethoven one, but that requires audio.
I would brag about how well I know you, but you've told that "Ethiopian cuisine" joke pretty much every chance you've gotten for the past 4 or 5 years.
It was the Ethiopian one that officially won me over.
I knew you'd love my anti-jokes. There's just no way to resist that much awesome.
My classroom had so much pink you don't even know.
You're the one on the right.
