*whipcrack*
When are you old enough to be called Grandpa? Whether or not you have kids.
Perhaps one could use a doormat as an apron, if they found themselves in difficult financial circumstances.
I don't think using cellphones is going to be of any use, but I guess I'll write the idea down anyways. But yes, that would be most good. Most good. Especially if we could get a lot of them into one big crowd...like a corral.
You're not going to let yourself be pushed around by an apron, are you?
Unless you find a baby shark, maneuver it into a barrel, wait until it grows, and then shoot it.
Perhaps it is the water equivalent of an ICBM, or a nuclear A-Bomb. That would explain why they are keeping it in Cuba, anyway.
You probably couldn't even eat them afterwards either. I imagine that a bullet would totally rip them apart. A fish is nothing if it can't be eaten.
Is that like a Super Soaker, or is it one of those garden sprinklers that sprays in patterns?
Maybe if you're an Indian. I was never taught those skills.
