Zeus sneezed on Hera and oh what a fit she threw!
Then thank Olympus it's not true!
Such a sad story. Makes all the children blue.
Then CHOMP, he's eaten by a grue.
"Who will clean this up?" pondered the vulture as he flew.
A hole in someone's skull he blew.
Then the gunman screamed "PEW PEW!"
The screw was loose, aloof, askew.
He owned a house, shared it with a screw.
And hark! A Lark, a kestrel flew.
