He'll "altar boys" alright! With his penis!
I'm too good at Call of Duty to die.
Pumpkins look good in orange.
Obviously the first step is to learn. Or is that as obvious as it seems?
One of these days Cz. One of these days!
Before posting this user note I had to go back and check whether you said "wriggling" or "wiggling". I was not disappointed.
Make sure there is a lifeguard before going in the pool.
I hate boxes.
Why use it as a fake telephone? It's far more valuable as a real ham sandwich.