What about the gift of laughter?
Plant the seat into the Brooklyn dirt?
You're on your own buddy list? Does that mean you are, uh, well acquainted with yourself?
I thought for sure that God was God.
Clearly your doctor is a vampire.
He is some sort of zombie or metalhead.
Naked Twister.
I dunno, I think Stephen Colbert exists.
What on earth is with all these sigs you resha an Queermo have been sporting lately?
This is one of the few places where such practices are legal.