Or a bottle of cork.
Unless you work at a nitrous oxide plant.
I used to feel it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now... (continue in the orthodox fashion)
What?! You too!!??
I bet Evastio can wavedash in real life.
Like mine. Even check my profile picture!!
A stupid ending would be if everyone grew armchairs out of their kneecaps for no sufficiently elucidated reason.
Be glad it wasn't a Flipper or Lip Stick.
That's because it's a horrible violent game that is turning our children into crazed killing machines. Why, just this morning my son threw a turnip at me, giving me a nasty bruise on the lower torso!
You don't find this cute?
