it's funny because hawk's have eye but they also have ass each is a useful part of the kaw;hg body
The difference between 'dog' and 'dawg' is so significant that its not worth mentioning
I gonna shove my fist in your mouths in you dont be quiet
i'm thinkun you mean papsmear
You mean I typed a 3 paragraph essay for nothing? Nerts to you
I've tried the method a dozen times and I'm telling you on top of my transvestite adopted grandparents grave that it doesnt work
nah she wont even know dumb
Dont try it. It wont work
wtf happened there
Well, there are two methods. One is the simple, staid, stateside, hackneyed approach where you devote all your spare time for a week, softening the broad up with drinks, eating with her, taking her to some fancy ass restaurant on her day off, preferably on a Saturday night, getting her stoned and then escorting her to a room or down to the river with a blanket. But if you go with the blanket, under no circumstances should you proceed more than ten yards from the forest because you might place the blanket on top on a snake. And of course, this method doesn't guarantee success. You may strike out. The flower of femininity you select may require not one but two weeks of cultivation, and then you run into the law of diminishing returns. Our leading tacticians recommend a week at the outside for this method. The second method is quicker and statistically almost as sound. You talk to the broad for a few minutes in some social situation, preferably over a drink, and you say, 'Honey, let's go somewhere and tear off a piece.' Either she says OK, or she takes off like a candy-assed baboon. The big plus of this method is that you either score fast or lost fast, and if you lost you can go on to the next blossom without further waste of time, effort and good booze. But this is mostly theory with me
