Chai latte...? Such a thing exists? I think you are a poet in your own right.
'sbetter'n footsucker (I just wanted to use two apostrophes in one word goodnight, Meat Puppet!)
Leprechauns are said to be ugly and crabby, sarcastic to the point of suicide. They're kinda like...fat midgets, aren't they? I love midgets.
You could hold a leprechaun hostage and then no one would get hurt ('cept the leprechaun, but...sacrifices...can be made).
Of course I did! lol ._. I figured you would be sending me hate mail and other things. It was all the book. It's always the bleedin' books.
Thank god. I remembered the n-word and the k-word and I was really panicking there for a minute.
..K..Klan?? Y'know what springs to mind is so horrific o_o
I meant I like old-fashioned ways because they are not mine not now nor ever.
...I'm kinda outdated huh o_o But I like my old-fashioned ways!
Well on your way to becoming a millionaire *nod*
