Yeah. I would probably just call one of those stripper hotlines, anyway.
It wasn't me.
I will probably use it to launch nukes unless I can't do that then it would be a waste of time then I would use the cord to choke myself so the next person can call his mama in heaven.
Very low. It's going to be a long time before I can use the phone. The bonus is I have more time to prepare for what I will do with the phone.
They didn't even leave a note or anything? That just doesn't seem like them. I wonder if something is wrong up there in spaceland?
Maybe. I don't know. I've been planning for my abduction for many years now. I'm starting to get impatient. It would be just my luck for them to come on Saturday night or something.
Well at first it was but there's only this one old guy that is allowed to use it and once he dies the next oldest person in New Zealand gets to use it.
Yeah we just got the telephone
Yes, that would be terrible. I'm really hoping that aliens from outer space don't pick this weekend of all the weekends I've been alive to finally abduct me.
I got 1055 and that is like well if it was um
