I'll chop your lamp!
GOAT ASS DOESN'T JUST MEANS LAMP CHOP!
Goat ass is in no way related to coherentism
YOUR PROFILE PIC HAD A GOAT ASS FACING ME! NOW WHO ISN'T BEING COHERENT!
You're not being coherent!
Why would you want that upon me???
DIE
This is the best treasure it is possible to have!
YOU CAN HAVE ME!