Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and LunarWeaver

1101 Visitor Messages

  1. My toenails are perfection incarnate. Also, I have a swagger.
  2. You should brag more often.
  3. And I'm Liza Minnelli, but you don't see me bragging about it.
  4. Something something rod, spare something something.

    I'm now Hugh Weaving.


  5. All three of my heads wish you good fortune and a dowsing rod.
  6. Ooh, yes please!
  7. Look, do you want a parrot or not.
  8. Or boil. Eggs boil sometimes.
  9. That's hot. We're hot together. I bet if an egg was between us it would turn into a bird.
  10. Well my water just broke, so I don't know what the bloody hell's going on here.
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