I think I have, or almost have, enough money for a cheap one way ticket. But it’s not going to happen :sad: Not now.
You'll never do it again?
Yeah. Even if I did leave RIGHT NOw (as I so elegantly put it), but the time I arrived, things would have changed significantly. Hmm. I suppose that it’s too late to get a friend to come over (as was the solution for the last time I talked to you about such a problem)?
Why do I even bother
I’m coming over. RIGHT NOw.
Well, if you're going to be a child, you might as well embrace everything that comes with it. Crawling around on the floor is much more fun than cooking chickens.
You should turn into a rugrat.
Like a SCREWDRIVER
I don't know why you have to wait until you're 21. But it's not like anyone listens anyways. Why would being an adult at 18 have been bad?
So did they teach you how to use broken bottles and twisted coke cans?
