It is a little camp but just roll with it
Why does that make me feel slightly gay?
You have a halo around your head not because you are dead but because you are an angel
I'm as beautiful as a saint?
I have absolutely no qualms. The world could use more saints!
Nay, the Universe! This man is a martyr to the common good and should be made a saint!
I'd go so far as to say it was a service to the Commonwealth; nay, the world!
Maybe we should give him a Queen's Cross medal or something! Good service to the country!
While any loss is not a good loss, 4:1 is a pretty good ratio. He died a hero.
That would be enough to drive anyone to suicide..
