I had to peel potatoes for a wedding once and it was a bad day for me because I do not like peeling potatoes.
We all know that you intended no harm.
Every once in awhile I'll use props in my routine.
I hope your nose does not get burnt by the sun
What will you do if somebody tries to race you (to the toilet)?
I see that I am now mentioned in the second usernote here! That makes me so happy.
It is actually supposed to create the illusion of a fowards and back motion. (note the shading)
If I was doing that sort of thing I would probably look a little like your avatar! (legs couldn't stop moving)
Won't be long now until you can be counting the hours (unless you are actually counting the hours now)
I like to fart. Sometimes.
