You have something against string instruments? Those who hate strings get AIDS.
Hm. On second thoughts...
That'll cost you 20 cents and one webcam session where you play with your fiddle.
I lol'd. I'm going to be using that, my friend!
Thermometer is named after your mom due to her cold heart but hot body.
Teddy bears are named after Roosevelt.
I'm sofa king mean.
Fuh Q.
I think the Q is superior. Q for quee...n.
Would a big Q be better, y'think? I'm worried about looking like Psy (as any normal human should be).