Conversation Between Dr. Acula and Quindiana Jones

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  1. Nah it was actually kinda boring.

    How art thou?
  2. Sounds intriguing.
  3. I watched a film with a stowaway in it. Well...I think it was a film. Not 100% about the stowaway bit either.
  4. Hmm... stow it away on a ship, no-one will even bothering checking the package once it gets here.
  5. How shall I pay you, ma'am? I don't think Paypal do blood.
  6. Sure, that'll do.
  7. I don't have any money right now, so can I pay you in blood instead?
  8. I haven't heard the advert. But I'll only stop sucking your blood if you pay me.
  9. Only if you stop sucking my blood. The donors keep telling me that I can't donate due to lack of blood, and that makes me sad because I want to save Sharon Osbourne's life*.

    * that will make no sense whatsoever unless you've heard the advert.
  10. Aww I'm sowwy. Can you ever forgive me?
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