The last person who made a joke at my expense lost their eyebrows for the rest of their life .
I used to love Captain Planet...
The pink tutu I wear more than makes up for my shortcomings in other areas.
I hate musicals, but I'm a bit of an outcast in my tribe.
Trick question, there is no left eye.
One time, Void edited one of my posts and I thought someone was hacking my account, so I deleted the post.
But can you guess the color of my left eye?
Raiden in a thong?...*Nightmares*
The 6 o' clock news surely would have mentioned that.
But my mom can barely remember her own cellphone number. I doubt she could teach anyone...My mom is such a ditz.
