Conversation Between Tigmafuzz and Christmas

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  1. I couldn't take a pic because Sarah always takes her camera to work and I didn't have my phone with me

    BUT IT WAS THE BEST RACCOON BUDDY EVER AND I FED HIM A PIECE OF RAISIN TOAST
  2. OH MINE!!! THAT GOTTO BE ONE OF THE BEST THING EVER!!! DID YOU TAKE A PIC!!!!??? HOLY!!!
  3. CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS

    I played with a baby raccoon today I held his paw!!!
  4. I will be disgusted that his body still exists and has not been vaporized yet, but other than that I will be okay

    Whatever cake you want wedding arrangements are more for the woman's enjoyment than the man's, yes?
  5. OMG!!1 THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING EVER!!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!! FREAKING BEST!!!!! WILL YOU FEEL DISGUSTING JUST BEING NEAR HIM!!??

    Lard cake?
  6. Sigh.

    Okay.

    I WILL GO ON THIS DIFFICULT PENETRATING QUEST FOR YOU, AND WE SHALL GET MARRIED ON THE HIGHEST MOUNTAINTOP IN ITALY (does Italy have mountains?) AND WE SHALL HAVE MANUS'S PENETRATED CORPSE ADORNING THE OVERHEAD ARCHES OF THE STAGE WHERE WE ARE TO PLEDGE OUR UNDYING LOVE!

    Also there will probably be cake.
  7. According to my customs, one must fight and penetrate Manus to be able to marry me officially!
  8. YES WE ARE COMPLETELY SAFE

    And no, I wasn't planning on penetrating Manus... I was assuming that since we were getting married, there might me some maritals going on >.>'
  9. DOES THAT MEANS WE ARE SAFE??
    Are you going to penetrate manus?
  10. HE WILL NEVER PENETRATE THE WALL OF PETRIFIED RABBIT EARS BURIED WITHIN THE PITS DUG OUT WITH TINY PLASTIC SHOVELS AND FILLED WITH THE ASHES OF THE FALLEN!

    Although there may be other penetration going on
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