God, how many women have you hooked with that honey coated mouth of yours? lol Wow, your weather situation there is like the mood swing of a woman.
I bet your 'poo' smell is really a great combination of roses and lavender with a slight tint of mud! Here it keeps being hot, then cold. I never know what to wear anymore
Oh you flatter me. Actually it spells like poo now. The weather is so freaking hot nowadays.
Yes, yes!! I bet it smells like sunflowers and daisies, freshly cut grass, strawberry flavoured sweets and milk, all wrapped into one neat little bundle
That was one of the longest VM I have ever received. You've completed my life Alive-man. Can I give you a hug and let you feel my odour?
It all depends what colour my chest hair was in the dream! This would give a hint of my mood. And what trousers was I wearing!? Probably none; if so what colour was my leg hairs? Did I say anything? If so how smooth or gruff was my voice? This would give a hint as to how many times I had brushed my teeth and swallowed all the toothpaste that day. Then I will probably be able to give you an accurate examnation of what the dream meant!
I had a dream last night. You were in the dream. But mostly your chest hair. I couldn't see you. But I saw your hair. And I woke up. What do you think it means!?
Of course I do! Sometimes twice a day
DO YOU SHAMPOO THE HAIR ON YOUR CHEST DAILY!?
I have hair on my chest! I think it looks kind of fetching on me!
