Conversation Between Jess and Meat Puppet

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  1. actually I wrote it today.
  2. GOLD CHOCOBO. :laugh:
  3. Don't worry, Be happy!
  4. In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smackie the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system; I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought, "Man, here comes that frog...I'd better play dead." You never say, "Here comes that frog" in a terrified manner. It's always optimistic, like, "Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he will settle near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar.. with a stick and a leaf.. to recreate what he's used to. And I'd certainly have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16-ounce world." - Mitch Hedburg
  5. That frog is coming for me
  6. hello jess!
  7. I don't believe her.
  8. Hi Liam, Liam:
  9. Times of love.
  10. There was an ant in my pencil sharpener at that time (maybe). I remember it like it was yesterday.
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