My foot's asleep, so I smacked it with a newspaper and told it get the smurf up.
Okay good, I don't think I could stop being gay.
Course you can.
Wait, I can still be gay, right?
Okay, I'll stop.
Guh. In all seriousness, please quit your innuendos. There are plenty of other ways to be humourous.
How about we do a little of both.
Or, I could tie you up and threaten you with a gun. Which do you prefer?
I can keep it a secret... but you have to do something for me first.
You swore you'd never tell anyone about that! AWAY! *flies away*
