The alliteration factor makes it outta this galaxy
<333 isn't it great though
Provost Pike is such the coolest name you're just a superstar imo
Oooh excellent. You're quite welcome
You gave me my 400th rep point so thanks for the extra green box!
Okay
We'll just burn down his house as a warning
Okay, I'm going to go with you on this one.
Well his soul may yet be safe; he did, indeed, enjoy AoE II the best. Still, just because he doesn't J-Walk doesn't mean he should be acquitted on three counts of gross indecency!
If it was Age of Empires 2 I might forgive him but if it's anything after that then he's a bloody filthy casual
