Oh smurf yes. Being a kid in this time was excellent. Every morning I woke up and was imbued with psychedelic experiences.
Best kids TV ever, right?
You raise a very good point. The 90s were really smurfing off the wall.
90s cartoon. Slightly unhinged. I see nothing out of the ordinary here.
Noddy is one of those things that is slightly unhinged if you examine it closely.
Of course we have Noddy! Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? Because he's a .
It was the most elaborate thing in the world, and for that I am grateful. But it's a hard one to "tell". Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy didn't pay the ransom. It's more difficult to render via text because it should be Big Ears and this only works if you have seen the kid's tv show Noddy which seems to be mostly an Australian 90s thing, but the UK might know it too. The orange head one is that anti joke Raistlin told here once; the guy had three wishes and for his last wish he wished for an orange for a head. It's not funny which is why I tell people 'cause they get super smurfing mad, it's the most unreasonable reaction.
That Nate-Lever joke is a work of art more than anything else. Not comedy, per se, but glorious nonetheless. What's the Noddy and Orange head joke? My go to joke is the whale joke.
I only have a three joke arsenal anyway. Noddy, Orange head, and the long joke. The long joke is that Nate-Lever joke that is like several thousand words long. I usually summarise it like "There's a snake and a lever that ends the world. The bus is out of control and the guy can only change direction to hit one or the other. He says better Nate than Lever" and then I feel dirty inside because it's a trout pun.
I have a very comprehensive list built up over years of being full of trout. Excuses the bad jokes every time!
