So you like the name Darth Anus!
xD Darth Anus?
We need a sith name then! How about Darth Anus or Darth Penis?
Yeah.
Does that mean I am the Dark Lady of the Sith and you are my little apprentice who will murder me in my sleep when you have the chance!?
I've always liked the Dark Side better. Being evil seems like more fun.
Mistress! Or Lady. Actually I think the Dark Side is so much cooler. I mean you get that "Darth" thingy infront of your name dun you think?
I will follow you blindly then, my master!
Thinking leads to anger, anger leads to HATE, HATE leads to suffering. Think not my young padawan and follow your feelings. Or you will be tempted to the Dark Side.
I... I... I BELIEVE! I think.