Happy year of the newness.
Great, or greatest story ever told?
What's the catch?
All you have to do is agree.
Sounds epic.
You'll be commander and chief of the largest land, air, and naval army ever. EoFF will be its first target... It includes amazing dental!
Tell me more.
Sarge, I have come to give you an invitation to be the general of the Corporate Elite.
For the sake of humanity!
Nah, I dun like staying at the Air Garden, Ozma's a really bitchy roommate.
