Get ready in half a year to move to Florida with me and be my roommate. Rent down there is about 500-600. If we split it, we can do it. Okay, looking forward to it.
The vertical one.
And yet your enough of a turd to not tell me which tit it's in? eff you man, eff you.
I'm afraid to inform you that you have breast cancer.
hi dood
You're a sly one, Mr. Grinch.
Yars—slowing our computers down since 1847!
My eyes are sunburned. How do I heal them?
I'm sorry, but I don't read anything in all caps. I never use all caps either. Try again later.
I JUST DID WHAT SOMEONE COMMANDED ME TO DO DOES THAT MEAN IM A BOTTOM?
