Your dirty mind assumed I meant my penis when I really meant my head. You know how big head is usually a euphemism for an ego? Jeez, perv.
So you are each other's penis pump? Fascinating.
My ego is proportionately sized to another body part.
Oh god, why must you two escalate each other's egos? It's so unnecessary haha
Yeah! What Dolentrean said! Also, likely the insomnia.
Why the smurf are YOU awake, sir?
Clearly you fail. There's an edit feature for that kind of thing. Also, why the smurf are you awake?
That's actually supposed to be an angry face...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW>
Naked pictures... of your mother?