was christmas fun? notices obvious pun and
I'd like to use this moment to tell you I love you.
I tried applying to be Shlup's head bitch but she said I was too darn sexy, and she'd just end up sleeping with me. It's a shame really. I was very willing to take that risk. Oh yes. Happy feeling thingies. Perhaps you drank too much V9? It's like V8 but with added valium......... *old joke goes stale* Alright....different happy joke...ummm....did you just get laid?...no that was lame....uhhh....I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONERS!...would it suffice to say "lol you bashed my head", or is that too obvious?... Screw it. I'll take the sensible approach. Why are you in a happy mood and, more importantly, why shouldn't you be?
Hmm I have a wierd happy mood that I shouldn't have.
ROAR. LEVIAN SHALL NEVER BE SAFE! THE TRAITEROUS ICEGLOW TOLD ME YOUR CURRENT WHEREABOUTS CHEVVY! YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE! Iceglow, could you please write me a 200+ word essay on the difference between the words FOG and MOUSE?
Why am I the one Psy and Levian come running to when they need saving from you Quinny? Whatever you are torturing them with stop it! be nice otherwise I'll get Leeza her paddle back and you WOULDn't like that now! lol
Plutonians Unite! starts sending flyers towards pluto for the people there to learn of our killing their plannet status!
I happen to have seen you'r goat when devilman decided to spam my Private messages with them. Enough said as to why he chose me to spam with them I will never know, personally I run it through as jealousy because everybody loves me.
STIG.
