This fabric doesn't screw around.
Thank god. I never had good aim. But there's no way I can smurf this up.
The kind that destroys your washing machine when you try to wash it.
Damnit! Hmm. What else can we do? What protection do we have against these beasts? Developing fat-seeking bombs might be the only way.
I'm not much of an apron wearer, but I would certainly consider purchasing it as a gift. It would, of course, have to be made of high-quality synthetic fabric.
We'll have to develop weapons that target the obese. Put fences around your house, and such. No, stairs. Lots of stairs.
Ah yes. His chin, though burnt, is strong and resolute. He will put a stop to these malicious rumours.
Haha, I didn't even think about the other advantages! Perfect. But when we run out--not going to happen for awhile, but still--do you think we're going to have to breed more?
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Perhaps it's time to make all morbidly obese people...disappear.
