Conversation Between Dr. Acula and Quindiana Jones

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  1. Hmm... stow it away on a ship, no-one will even bothering checking the package once it gets here.
  2. How shall I pay you, ma'am? I don't think Paypal do blood.
  3. Sure, that'll do.
  4. I don't have any money right now, so can I pay you in blood instead?
  5. I haven't heard the advert. But I'll only stop sucking your blood if you pay me.
  6. Only if you stop sucking my blood. The donors keep telling me that I can't donate due to lack of blood, and that makes me sad because I want to save Sharon Osbourne's life*.

    * that will make no sense whatsoever unless you've heard the advert.
  7. Aww I'm sowwy. Can you ever forgive me?
  8. Yeah that sucked a bit.
  9. I'm sorry if I interrupted your rhyming in my usernotes, but I am a bitch like that. Yay.
  10. I just wanted to rhyme.
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