Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Jiro

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  1. I'm imagining you giving piggybacks to all your mates whilst humming dance tracks now.
  2. I have no idea, you could be right!

    Nova FM is actually a pretty good station here. It plays some cool dance tracks at like 11pm which is great when I'm being the taxi for all the drunk kids
  3. Ahhhh those things, yeah! Don't Duracell make them?

    Also, lol nova fm.
  4. Nova FM plays the ads for it all the time! And there's billboards in the city, it's insane. Big yellow things with "Want longer lasting sex?" written on it in bold black letters
  5. They do nasal delivery sprays now?? Nice!
  6. The only way to improve is practice! Or nasal delivery sprays!
  7. It would be if you didn't finish so quickly.

    BA-ZING! xD
  8. But sex is a decent enough work out!
  9. I'm a genius, I know.

    Though, if you end up not having to chase them you'll get unfit again. IT'S JUST A VICIOUS CYCLE.
  10. Actually that seems to be a brilliant idea. I'll get faster and fitter and more attractive and then maybe I won't even need to chase them!
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