You could always practice running?
Or should that be everyone?
I know I know, but still. Better than not doing anything, right? Especially when everything you want to do is too quick for you.
I've told you a thousand times, Jiro: masturbation does not count as exercise.
And my horrible aerobic capacity. Too many bottles of mountain dew and too long spent in front of the xbox!
Oh, you and your stumpy little legs.
It must be getting around. I tried to ward it off by chasing after lots and lots of girls but they were too quick.
Oh weird, I heard that too.
So I hear I'm a raging homosexual ey?
Awesome. I'm about to pass out asleep now, but I'll check it later today!
