Are you sure you're 17?
Ah, David Dickinson, yes. Ho ho ho! DD is the King of Bargain Hunt. Screw that cheesy toff they brought in after him!
Balls!
I had to look that up D: It was like doing homework.
I'm secretly David Dickinson, so that really makes sense.
You remind me of the color orange.
I add everyone who visits my page, that's my gimmick.
How do you have 81 friends? What's your gimmick? My gimmick is creepy children and fake pedophilia and it's not getting me 81 friends. I wonder why not.
Psh. I could just steal it. There's a poster that says "This wall display is alarmed", and I laugh. Who's going to stop you when you're swinging a sword about? xD
Well why don't you just buy one and marry it if they're so frickin' great.
