ENSURE THE STAPLER IS EMPTY. By Jingo doth it hurt. Well...not really actually.
Ouchies. I gotta try that.
I stapled a post-it note to my head once. I didn't mean to. It was supposed to be magic but I forget to check the stapler was empty.
I put a post-it on my head once. Though that isn't nearly as riveting as your story, Quin.
I got hit by a fire engine. It was speeding because it was on fire. The ambulance that came to help me didn't notice me so ended up running right over me. That was a fun night.
Weeeeoooo I am a fire engine.
