Still, that chicken on your hat is pretty ugly.
There are aliens in the dark. 100% of the time it is dark, there is either an alien or a rapist nearby. And mace does not work in the dark.
Something like this
Not if
Oh, that's not nearly as bad as what I was thinking. How CLASSY.
I am not afraid!
This will make my night. If you can find it. If not, my night will still be made.
A few minutes. Under certain circumstances, these can seem much longer than they really are. :-\
Your hat doesn't have like...an actual chicken ON it, does it? I mean like, it's just a picture of one, right? It doesn't have feathers sticking out the back or some like that?
Think happy thoughts?
