Are those suggestions ready yet?
Anything I can, really. Since these... oh, that reminds me.
Who are these people? Or..that person.
Bake party. Party. No competition.
That's not the way to think. In ALL competitions. According to Ricky Bobby, anyway.
What’s so good about the beach, anyway?
If you're not first, you're last.
That was bold of you.
OK (I lied. I didn’t really brace myself for departure, and the impact shook me up so much that I couldn’t think of a worthwhile leaving note. Dammit! Wait, is shook even a word? It doesn’t look too good... hmm, I will have to research it next time I am at the library. Of course, I will have forgotten it all by the time I get home, so it will be little to no use. At least I will be close to smart people, though, so I can work on absorbing their genius. Then I will finally have the intellect required to craft you the goodbye note that you truly deserve.)
Actually, you can... We never tried it, though. It looked like complex surgery, and it just wouldn’t be worth it!