And god knows why. Maybe it's because I'm allegedly you. Just much less sophisticated and manly. I can't help but think I've projected the image that I'm a skanky transvestite.
And yet despite all your numerous shortcomings, I still like you man. You're a true bro.
Well I am a disturbing, and some say, horrendous individual.
That's a little bit disturbing, bowel irregularities. *shudder*
I do that noise Goron's do that sounds like they're having bowel irregularities. Look more like a Zora though. /smug
"gwaaah, gwahhahahaaaa" is how I imagine you to say it now.
I'm similar. I like saying that before I get hammers thrust in my face. At least I did before I received serious injury and got all my teeth knocked out. Now I just groan. Groan and bleed.
Just a normal hammer is fine. I like saying "Stop, hammer time!" before cracking their skull in.
It's my AIDS hammer. None of the fuss of transferring any viruses - all the satisfaction of walloping somebody across the head and killing them. So really it's just a normal hammer.
You could hurt someone with that thing. Don't kill anyone, that'd be awkward to explain.
