Well I'm kind of a slut. Shlup is mostly pretty vanilla (except when it comes to your donk and the sucking thereof, it seems) but I range more on the kinky side. Not too far, but I do dip my toes from time to time XD Why thank you for the compliment, I do agree that I am right (always am!). My husband is sterile now so we wont be having kids, mainly because the idea of having to put forth so much effort and give up my lazy naked lounge time horrifies me, but he has a daughter from his first marriage. We try to be as honest with her as possible, because I feel like if you start lying to kids about things they'll think everything you say is a lie. Also I am VERY bothered by the way people will so easily expose their kids to graphic violence but start bitching when tits come around. We live in a strange world >.<
See, you're not bad as you thought. Though if Shlup held out naughty pre-marital pictures, I will have to have words with her! After we get down to business, anyway (obviously that text is from Amanda!). Oh, and I wanted to say that you are so dead-on in the kids/sex thread in EoEO. It is a relief to see so many people have a rational view of how to treat kids (albeit some of them, like me, never want kids xD). For a thread that largely went the other way, check the recent Hunger Games thread, where several members expressed horror that the books were commonly labeled "young adult."
Oh I beg your pardon, monsieur! I did not notice said friend request. I shall rectify the situation momentarily. I was pretty sure everyone in the world had already seen my boobies. Hm. My outlook on life is being challenged.
Uh, you didn't show me your boobs. Duh. Also I was going to add you on Facebook, but it says I already sent you a friend request (god only knows when). First no boobs, and then ignoring me on my social media outlet of choice? What kind of friend are you?
XDD I'm pretty sure I saw it way back when, but I'd forgotten the whole deal. And yes, at the wedding we all stopped the festivities to sing the birthday song to you. Shlup wept for luvluv joy. Where the hell is MY wedding card!?
I wondered where that patch of pu-... er, nevermind. Just never sleep around Shlup if she's desperately obsessed with you. I just realized that you may have never seen the wedding card I sent her way back when. I know you're the one who gave me her address, but I'm not sure you ever saw the final product.
Oh I know all about those boobies. She's the reason my mother had the 'lesbian' talk with me. Unfortunately I live about 6 hours away from the glory of Shlup these days, but last I checked she did have a whole closet she converted into a shrine to your beauty. It was full of pictures, candles, Raist-luvluv poetry and some hair that I assume was from your head... one can only hope, anyway.
Damn, are you trying to turn me on? ;D Though I should stop there, as Shlup gets outrageously jealous when I even look at another woman. She tries to keep my attention fixated solely on her by sending her pictures of her boobs (true story). Speaking of, does she still have that topless or "bikini" picture of me as her computer desktop?
Into that sort of thing? Darling, that's all I do. In fact I've been arrested for it a few times. <3
I not only missed you, I pined for you daily. Whenever Amanda and I were getting freaky, I would sometimes express the wish that you were there to observe. I mean, if you're into that sort of thing.
