Three wishes!!!
What do you want?
DO I GET A PRIZE!!??
I can't top that. You win
What if they ABANDON me again? Just look at what happened to this place when I was taking a dump all these years. Yes, it took me years to finish taking a dump.
Maybe if you let them out of the basement once in a while, they wouldn't find these small ways to take revenge on you.
No one ever flush before me, that is what's wrong.
What's wrong with you
