You profile pic has a cat hat. I likes.
I read that and thought of a bounty hunter. You get paid to get elusive women
I'm a trophy wife hunter.
lol so you're wife shopping. I SEE. I'm just an object to you D:
My wife is on vacation! I needs me another one.
you interested ? You has a bert though!
Are you taken yet?
Not much just me feeling different.
WUT SRSLY? HUH. what's going on now??
Actually over that whole thing xD