Conversation Between Christmas and Værn

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  1. That's a brilliant idea
    You should summon him immediately to our super secret Pious Moose meeting spot
  2. I think Del Murder can help. I bet he is into murder more than anyone else!
  3. If we are in the Matrix, then I am unaware of it
    So, how are you going to satisfy your hunger for murder?
  4. This is so heart-breaking for me.

    Will you be revealing to me that we are all living in a Matrix-like world later?
  5. I'm afraid that it is all just a simulation
    Everything you thought you knew was a lie
  6. Artificial?

    You mean those things I killed in video games aren't real?
  7. But you'll have the same problem no matter what you kill, so the only reasonable solution is to play violent video games and be satisfied with artificial murder
  8. But if I kill that mosquito, Mummy mosquito will be sad. Then Daddy mosquito will commit suicide out of grieve.

    I think the whole mosquito's species will extinct.
  9. Please don't kill yourself
    Kill that mosquito over there!
  10. Oh yes I think I am!!

    I just want to kill anything! Even myself!!
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