Mixing your porn collections with flowers will turn the flowers horny. It will be dangerous for me to stay inside!
Well, I did stuff some flowers in there for you. They may be kinda smooshed up now, though..
Your pocket!? The one with all your porn collections!?
Wow, Christmas, rawr ;P OKAY. But I'd rather actually just keep you stuffed in my pocket! :P
YOU CAN BAKE ME INTO COOKIES AND EAT ME!
I want Christmas cookies!
LoL! I love your randomness. You always make me smile or laugh
Honey might be better. A natural sugar. Honey coated baby fetuses! o_O;
Unless those babies are coated with sugar, I like sweet food!
