It's me!!! And I have a flower growing off my ass!
You! -glomps-
-points- YOU! -super mega glomps-
Yes.
That lady in your avatar. Can I adopt her?
I have an online guy whose cleans that up.
Did you wake up on your online bed filled with online blood?
I had the strangest online dream that we got online married, had three online children, and after eight years of online hell we got online divorced and had online court settlements for our online possessions and then when I was sleeping in my online bed with my new online partner you came into my online house and online murdered me.
How about this deal: HEY TORIJ I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?
This deal is slowly getting less great.
