ODDLER?! YOU'VE COME BACK?!
Oh.... boozer.
I don't wear glasses. I just said I have some. Drinking glasses.
Do you have thick rimmed glasses? Or are you rounded like harry potter
I actually have quite a few. It's amazing the number of people that have asked me that lately.
You should be more clear. Do you need glasses?
I think it was a yes/no question!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr matey!
Me mom? Are you a pirate now?
You're so mean to me mom